New Mild Revolution

Can We Talk About How This Is Going To Be The Best Thing In The World?

Kick-Ass trailer, bitches:

But that doesn’t even hold a goddamn candle to the red band, Hit-Girl centered trailer, which you can’t embed apparently. But it is here. Go forth, and be moved. This is going to be the best thing in the world. I know I have already said that about a lot of things. But this is real.

Various Essential Reading/News Roundup

So, first of all RIP JD Salinger. I’ve been meaning to go back and read The Catcher in the Rye because as a child I think some people overestimated my reading comprehension – I was able to understand the basic plot of many novels above my grade level but at the time I didn’t realize they were not supposed to be about plot anymore – and I will probably do that soon. After I read Twilight, obviously. So Dave Eggers wrote an obit for the New Yorker, and I didn’t read it because I have this thing where I hate Dave Eggers and the goodwill engendered by Where The Wild Things Are has yet to completely cure me of it. But I did read this, and it was great.

Why aren’t conservatives funny? I’ve wondered about that for a while myself. I think this guy has hit upon a few answers. I wish a few of the YouTube trolls who keep showing up on the comment boards would read this shit. I’m looking at you, MalesCantMarryMales!

Also, this is just priceless. Epic fail.

Scott Brown, by the way, can apparently take a joke. Good for him!

This week I came across a message board for White Supremacists, and it’s pretty great. Here’s my favorite three comments so far, which you can click through and go to the site itself if you wish.

And also this:

Part of me feels like, if you haven’t actually seen WTWTA yet (and my wife and I are the ONLY PEOPLE I know who actually have seen it), then you shouldn’t watch this. But it’s really too funny, even still. Just put this out of your mind when you finally see it.

Have You Heard Of This Twitter Thing?

We have!

You should get involved with this shit, because even if it’s just a fad, it’s going be a fad for at least like, three more months.

Blogging Twilight

Soooooo. I said I would update this site whenever a new installment was available, but I did not do that. But in case you haven’t started reading BLOGGING TWILIGHT, you can still catch up. It’s only like 16,000 words so far. Here are the links to parts I-VIII:

PART ONE: Seriously, I am going to read Twilight (Plus a clarification)
PART TWO: First Sight
PART THREE: I am Bella Swan
PART FOUR: Paging Dr. Acula
PART FIVE: There Will Be Blood-Typing
PART SIX: I am Team Jacob
PART SEVEN: The Volvo Paradox
PART EIGHT: Never mind, I’m Team Edward

The Mild Revolution

My brother’s band. Backstage at the Sad Cafe 16 January 2010. Dig it.

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Site Recap for December/2009

This is going to take a while to write! Hahaha I’m not really going to link to everything we ever did EVER, that would be ridiculous. Awhile ago someone asked me to link to everything I was involved in on the internet, and I kept remembering blogs I’d started and abandoned and YouTube channels I have and it just got to be too insane. Someday I’ll be trying to get a job and I’ll suddenly remember something offensive I said about the Masons or something and I’ll search all over the internet for pieces of myself, trying to delete my former identity and it will be IMPOSSIBLE! I don’t remember the password to my Blip.TV channel for the McCain Truth Project, so fuck it! I’m never going to get a job anywhere! At least not with the Masons!

2009 was a big year for us! We went pro! Sort of! I mean, YouTube-partner pro! I don’t know much about YouTube, but I know we’re doing okay. How do I know it? Some of the videos I really like created by people I look up to have fewer views than even the least viewed RSR episode! I win! And we met (meaning Internet-met) all of the people who are now like, AFP regulars on the comment boards and Twitter. And that is very cool! We’re a (very) little community!

So what happened in DECEMBER?

I explored the wonder that is the website My Life Is Twilight. Subsequently, my life sort of became Twilight. I have been Blogging Twilight for about a month now. There are several very long entries at my personal blog.

I talked about that whole Climate-gate thing, which really blew over, didn’t it? The holidays tend to kill all news stories. Note to politicians: if your sex scandal is going to break, leak it around December 21st or so!

Then I got around to recapping the site for November. We actually wrote A LOT in November, so you probably missed a few things. Why not go check? We could use the site traffic.

I put a poll in the field for the best RSR of 2009, and I have to eventually tabulate those results. Don’t worry, I will!

Jory was ich ben ein Berliner. I don’t think that makes any grammatical sense, but I don’t speak German, so I’m off the hook.

I posted a cat video that gets exponentially weirder as it goes on. Seriously, it will mess you up a little.

In lieu of an AFO, I wrote a little brief on the news of the week. It’s kind of like AFO, only with text jokes instead of people saying them for you. Plus, I made a startling discovery about Ricky Martin and Eric Bana.

I told you to see Inglourious Basterds. Have you seen it yet?

I created a recipe, and I even made a penis out of cookie dough.

Jory continued to plan his own death.

The Rock and Sock and Robot gang was visited by Sock’s evil twin, Jeff, then spent two episodes discussing the state of popular magazines. RSR’s Thursday airtime landed it squarely on two holidays, so the gang celebrated Christmas and New Year’s Eve in their own unique way.

There was only ONE episode of Angry Films On this month, in which we discussed Sarah Palin. But Jory and I put together a nice holiday special for you, if you like your holiday specials kind of dread-filled and morbid. But good news! AFO comes back tonight at midnight!

So that was December! And now it’s a brand new decade, but we’re going to keep doing the same politics-and-dick jokes for you for the foreseeable future. Hooray! Go read Blogging Twilight now– it’s better than the book!

Site Recap Archive

SNOW!!!

As a youtube contributer as well as a viewer, it’s tough to ignore the mass pilgimage to LA. Every month it seems as though more and more of the top are migrating to LA to live a better life. Exciting things are happening there, it’s fun to watch this youtube community evolve into viable entertainment/marketing outlets. The pull is almost overwhelming and it seems as though it’ll be inevitable that for me to continue my youtube life that I’ll have to move as well.

Snow!!! what?!?! wait… is that the one thing the LAers don’t have. Yeah they have perfect beautiful sunny days… Yeah they’ve got Hollywood… and yeah it’s winter and they can wear T-shirts, but I’ve got snow, fall, and when I venture into my hometown in New Hampshire, I’ve got mud season too… So take that LA. I’ve got a winter wonderland what do you have? a drought? Have fun with that water rationing…

what does this whole snow thing mean though… I’M GOING TUBING!!! meet you on the slopes people…

When Will This Topic Die?

So I need to amend my death wishes… which means soon the majority of my posts will be about my death… as Red said in The Shawshank Redemption, “Get busy living, or get busy dying”. HA BISKY!!! I chose dying? hmmmm…

So lets start the amending, you game, cause this might pertain to you. So I asked people to insult me headed by Zac Little. Now I realize I didn’t put a time frame on that, so let me change it and clarify and clear it up, maybe add a little polish and buff it to a high shine. First two days after I die I want a massive covert propaganda campaign trying to convince the internet/world that I’m in fact not dead and very much alive. This will be phase one called Operation She said, He’s dead. Coinciding with phase one shall be Operation Freakout Speakout. What is it you ask? Someone close will take control of my facebook account and tirelessly digitaly live my life for those two days on the internet… I want messages… Relationships… photos w/ me and newspapers please. Moving on… Phase two would be the insult campaign (outlined previously) which should last another two days. This phase shall be codenamed Operation Smear the Peer. Have fun with that one… extra credit will be awarded to the most creative insults. Phase three is the two day party. This will be a three night two day affair. In whichever order the organizers prefer the nights will be themed Heaven, Hell, and Purgatory. Operation Hurry Up is the sleek name for this one (the codename here is totally up for debate). The last phase… the most important… is the send off… This phase is outlined on the other post and I’m a fan… so I’ll stick to that. Operation Drop It Til It’s Hot… MmmmMmmm…

I Think that about does it… nice talking and nice knowing you… not that I’m leaving now… that I know of… also not that I know you or anything… Where do you live?