Ryan Lewis

Zac and Ryan reflect on Graduation

Two of Angry Films Productions cast recently graduated, they were sat down and asked to answer 3 quick questions… This is the result.

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Ryan is The Best Roomate!!!

This was a contest entry at apartments.com but it didn’t make the first cut… I guess… So instead of wasting a good video we thought you might enjoy watching it…

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Okay, Ryan

A deal is a deal. You have started blogging, and ergo I have removed all references to “Edward Penishands” from your profile. I also thank you for using my alibi when detailing my problems with the Federal Government.

Of course, we both know the truth. The fact is, I’m being investigated by the Feds for trying to sell you weapons of Mass Destruction back when you were the Dictator of Iraq and known to most people as Saddam Hussein.

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The truth is I got busted trying to buy some fine cigars from your native country, which is Cuba, because you are Fidel Castro.

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The truth is, I didn’t pay my taxes because I got lost in your beard on my way to the grocery store and didn’t hack my way out with a machete until April 16th.

Zac Eats Babies….What?!

So here’s the deal.  I will begin to start posting my blogs.  Not because I’m giving in to Zac’s demands but because I do in fact want to blog,  I just haven’t had the motivation to sit down and write one.  I now have the motivation so I will begin posting blogs here shortly.  Now I don’t blame Zac for his harsh comments on one of his most recent blogs where he called me out for not blogging.  You have to understand where he is coming from.  He is just venting some serious frustration since the IRS has just convicted him of tax evasion and owes $76,000 in backed taxes, plus the roughly six years in prison he will most likely face.  So Zac, I just want you to know I understand where your anger and frustration is coming from, and I know I speak for all of us when I say I wish you the best in these tough times.

So with that said, I’ll be back on here soon to post blogs from time to time.  So until then, this is Ryan Lewis reminding you to check all of your smoke detectors in your home, because it could save your life someday.

-Anfrew

P.S.  There is a story behind the name Anfrew that I will most likely save for my next blog, so hang in there.

I'm Calling Ryan Out For Not Blogging

I’m calling Ryan out for not blogging on this site. I’m not saying he has to blog as much as I do, I’m just saying he should get something on here. Even after I vandalized his profile by merging his biography with a certain (in)famous communist, he gave us nothing. So I’m throwing down the gauntlet. I’m changing Ryan’s name to Edward Penishands in the ABOUT section until he starts blogging like a man. By the way, have I mentioned that in High School Ryan’s nickname was Douchebag Ryan?

This is what happens, Ryan

Hey Ryan, has anyone ever told you that you look like a younger, more effeminate Fidel Castro?

Ryan, you look like Che Guevara’s gay brother, Gay Guevara.

You look like a less sexy version of Mahmoud Ahmadinejad.