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AFO… State of the Union

Will you buy an iPad?

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This week Barack Obama joined forces with Steve Jobs to announce the launch of the iPad. There are really important things happening in the world right now… Troop withdrawal, unemployment, healthcare… wait it’s only .5 inches thick… SHIT!!!

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AFO: Brown Vs. Coakley

Which One is the Bigger Asshole?

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This past Tuesday the polls opened and closed in Massachusetts with an odd black cloud surrounding the commonwealth. The cloud was brown… it was a Scott Brown cloud, instead of rain though it just brought a truck.

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Blogging Twilight

Soooooo. I said I would update this site whenever a new installment was available, but I did not do that. But in case you haven’t started reading BLOGGING TWILIGHT, you can still catch up. It’s only like 16,000 words so far. Here are the links to parts I-VIII:

PART ONE: Seriously, I am going to read Twilight (Plus a clarification)
PART TWO: First Sight
PART THREE: I am Bella Swan
PART FOUR: Paging Dr. Acula
PART FIVE: There Will Be Blood-Typing
PART SIX: I am Team Jacob
PART SEVEN: The Volvo Paradox
PART EIGHT: Never mind, I’m Team Edward

AFO… Team Conan Vs. Team Leno

Which team are you on?

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The gang decides to discuss everything. Earthquake in Haiti, NBC vs. Conan, Pat Robertson, and… wait did you say Pat Robertson… he is such a mother zucker.

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AFO… Health Care Bills

Which song is the best?

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Bills, Bills, everywhere and not a drop to… drink? That’s what she said. No homo. HA BISKY!!! Health care and Bill Clinton team up in Gotham to filibust the filibuster.

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AFO… OMFG

Will the world end in 2012?

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You have hit the AFO… Jackpot. We’ve got crazy balloon families, lunar h2o, new moons, and the end of days, we’ve got it all. Plus if you call now we’ll throw in Taylor Swift/Kanye West/Miss California. What a deal!!!
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AFO… The Moon

Episode 13 – The Moon

Barack Obama was honored with a nobel peace prize for his efforts in making the man on the moon his bitch. He has been quoted as saying, “sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do, now where is my 1.4 million. I’m rich bitch! HA BISKY!!!”. The guys at AFO have long covered all news regarding missiles and space things… Next… Dark Matter?

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