So over at my blog I am getting started Blogging Eclipse, check it out. Meanwhile, we wrapped up New Moon last week. The directory, containing most of the notable posts, is here.
The whole site is redesigned and everything, so if you haven’t been there in a while, go check it out.
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I suppose it only makes sense that in a story built on blunders of an ever increasing magnitude, sooner or later we would get one monstrous fuck-up, a boner for the ages, in which Alice, Jacob, Bella, and Edward all share the blame (though I mostly blame Jacob). And it only makes sense that said ultimate boner would reflect the Romeo & Juliet motif by copying Romeo & Juliet exactly. Are we really going to let S. Meyer get away with taking this post-modern awareness of Romeo & Juliet all the way up to the water’s edge, only to ditch it when it becomes inconvenient? When is Alice going to turn to Bella and Jacob and say, “We’re all a bunch of fucking morons!”
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I’m feeling a real sense of accomplishment. I have finished writing about the first book in the Twilight Saga. Only three more to go! If you haven’t been keeping up, it’s hard to blame you. Not everyone wants to read 6,000 words a week about a YA romance series. But some people do! Here are some recent posts– be sure to check back at zacharylittle.blogspot.com at the end of the week because BLOGGING NEW MOON is about to start!
So, obviously we haven’t blogged much over here in a month or so. Sorry! We’ve been steadily putting out videos, of course, and I have been Twittering like a madman, but over here not so much with the links and the videos and the laughing at perverts we used to do. There will come a time, I am sure. But for now, I have been Blogging Twilight as always– I mapped out what I had left to do today and I’m thinking we’ve got about seven more posts in this series before I move on to New Moon and we start all over again. Some recent posts:
“Fear and Loathing in Phoenix”
Loading ... Loading ... Loading ...Soooooo. I said I would update this site whenever a new installment was available, but I did not do that. But in case you haven’t started reading BLOGGING TWILIGHT, you can still catch up. It’s only like 16,000 words so far. Here are the links to parts I-VIII:
PART ONE: Seriously, I am going to read Twilight (Plus a clarification)
PART TWO: First Sight
PART THREE: I am Bella Swan
PART FOUR: Paging Dr. Acula
PART FIVE: There Will Be Blood-Typing
PART SIX: I am Team Jacob
PART SEVEN: The Volvo Paradox
PART EIGHT: Never mind, I’m Team Edward
Loading ...This is going to take a while to write! Hahaha I’m not really going to link to everything we ever did EVER, that would be ridiculous. Awhile ago someone asked me to link to everything I was involved in on the internet, and I kept remembering blogs I’d started and abandoned and YouTube channels I have and it just got to be too insane. Someday I’ll be trying to get a job and I’ll suddenly remember something offensive I said about the Masons or something and I’ll search all over the internet for pieces of myself, trying to delete my former identity and it will be IMPOSSIBLE! I don’t remember the password to my Blip.TV channel for the McCain Truth Project, so fuck it! I’m never going to get a job anywhere! At least not with the Masons!
2009 was a big year for us! We went pro! Sort of! I mean, YouTube-partner pro! I don’t know much about YouTube, but I know we’re doing okay. How do I know it? Some of the videos I really like created by people I look up to have fewer views than even the least viewed RSR episode! I win! And we met (meaning Internet-met) all of the people who are now like, AFP regulars on the comment boards and Twitter. And that is very cool! We’re a (very) little community!
So what happened in DECEMBER?
I explored the wonder that is the website My Life Is Twilight. Subsequently, my life sort of became Twilight. I have been Blogging Twilight for about a month now. There are several very long entries at my personal blog.
I talked about that whole Climate-gate thing, which really blew over, didn’t it? The holidays tend to kill all news stories. Note to politicians: if your sex scandal is going to break, leak it around December 21st or so!
Then I got around to recapping the site for November. We actually wrote A LOT in November, so you probably missed a few things. Why not go check? We could use the site traffic.
I put a poll in the field for the best RSR of 2009, and I have to eventually tabulate those results. Don’t worry, I will!
Jory was ich ben ein Berliner. I don’t think that makes any grammatical sense, but I don’t speak German, so I’m off the hook.
I posted a cat video that gets exponentially weirder as it goes on. Seriously, it will mess you up a little.
In lieu of an AFO, I wrote a little brief on the news of the week. It’s kind of like AFO, only with text jokes instead of people saying them for you. Plus, I made a startling discovery about Ricky Martin and Eric Bana.
I told you to see Inglourious Basterds. Have you seen it yet?
I created a recipe, and I even made a penis out of cookie dough.
Jory continued to plan his own death.
The Rock and Sock and Robot gang was visited by Sock’s evil twin, Jeff, then spent two episodes discussing the state of popular magazines. RSR’s Thursday airtime landed it squarely on two holidays, so the gang celebrated Christmas and New Year’s Eve in their own unique way.
There was only ONE episode of Angry Films On this month, in which we discussed Sarah Palin. But Jory and I put together a nice holiday special for you, if you like your holiday specials kind of dread-filled and morbid. But good news! AFO comes back tonight at midnight!
So that was December! And now it’s a brand new decade, but we’re going to keep doing the same politics-and-dick jokes for you for the foreseeable future. Hooray! Go read Blogging Twilight now– it’s better than the book!